eencrawford:

mentallydatingfrankiero:

did-yuo-kno:

thesmithgirl90:

did-yuo-kno:

Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!

Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white girl too and I love to reblog jokes. If you think that tumblr’s just made for reblogging that shit, then you’re a fucking little bit with no sense of humor at all. Go crawl back up your mother’s sluty little pussy and suck your little fucknuts.

My mom is dead.

screaming omdfgf this is the f8unniest thing ever

• makes joke about white girls not being able to take a joke
• white girl gets offended

omfg

gifsbyjoddums:

www.gifsbyjoddums.tumblr.com

like seriously thats fucked up

itswallie:

phantomdoodler:

merlinsshaggyleft:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

After waking me up in the morning, my only function is to go back to sleep.

this is an amazing metaphor for my life